Posted 23 minutes ago

theuppitynegras:

you know what if my tax dollars are paying for this then I demand a turn

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Posted 24 minutes ago

nottoooldfordisney:

me: ah yes time to start my homework

me: *opens tumblr*

me: *watches 25 youtube tutorials*

me: *sings the entirety of bohemian rhapsody* 

me: *rearranges room*

me: *reads les mis*

me: *watches every tom hiddleston interview on the internet*

me: *writes a novel*

me: *publishes novel*

me: *has novel made into 3 movies and a video game*

me: *takes the ring to mordor*

me: *defeats lord voldemort*

me: well its too late to start it now

Posted 26 minutes ago

(Source: clamjob)

Posted 26 minutes ago

effington:

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is my favorite tweet in the history of the medium

Posted 27 minutes ago

drunkmale:

i didn’t want to talk 2 this boy so i sent him the entire script of the bee movie instead

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Posted 27 minutes ago
Posted 27 minutes ago

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam)

Posted 27 minutes ago
itrybutijustendupeatingfries:

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

be my best friend. 

itrybutijustendupeatingfries:

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

be my best friend. 

Posted 38 minutes ago
Posted 39 minutes ago

sixpenceee:

stories you may have heard and how they aren’t true

Posted 40 minutes ago

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

Posted 49 minutes ago

http://the-butt-hut.tumblr.com/post/83566189554/whoa-ok-never-had-an-inbox-flood-like-that

the-butt-hut:

Whoa. Ok. Never had an inbox flood like that before, cool!

So, Blackout Haunted House. I went through it back in October of 2010, when it was still called the Vortex Theater Haunted House. I actually wrote about it on my old LiveJournal that night, so that’s what I’ll post on here today,…

Posted 57 minutes ago

sixpenceee:

the-butt-hut:

sixpenceee:

so a couple of followers suggested this to me, you can suggest things to me too just message me

What’s makes blackout haunted house different is how they have real life scary scenes, like VIOLENT RAPE. 

The following content contains spoilers on what goes on at the haunted house:

Cracked.com had an article in which the guy explains what he had to go through, it includes things like being suffocated, witnessing horrifying violent sex scenes, and he himself had to go to do some pretty gruesome things to escape. He had to put his hand through a toilet bowl filled with vomit to obtain a set of keys. He even was told to staple his hands together. (Not real vomit and staple gun was empty)

He says that past schemes at this house had other horrifying things, like making the visitors suck on bloody tampons. 

It’s a psychologically twisting place. Luckily if it’s too much for you, you can yell SAFETY and you will escorted out. You won’t get your money back tho (that’s $50 gone). 

Cracked article

Official website 

Video

I DID THIS I DID THIS I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH still one of my favorite stories to tell and holy god i still remember every fucking detail

here’a review of the house made by the tumblr user whose actually been through it

Posted 1 hour ago

sixpenceee:

There once was a man. A happy man who lived a happy life in the happiest world. But he felt something was missing. A hole in his heart that couldn’t be filled. One day, on his way to a happy day at work, he saw a homeless beggar, waggling a finger at him. He approached the beggar, and the beggar handed him a key.

"This key is a very special key. Once you find the door it unlocks, you will have everything you will ever need. A perfect woman, perfect household, perfect family. I have been there many, MANY times and have been satisfied with what I have found. They gave me food, shelter and happiness. Pleasure. All when the man of the house was away. You look like you need a get away, so take it."

The beggar walked away without another word, leaving the man to his own. He held the key, and with his greed he walked away. Away from work, away from family, all to find what door it unlocked. In a month, he lost his job. Within 5, he had lost his family. Within a year, he had lost everything. But still he looked, hoping to find the door it unlocked. But never did he find it.

He went back to his old household one day, tired and sad, and he looked on to the dilapidated house in the corner of the street. His house. He saw the door. And got curious. He walked up to the door, hand shaking, and put in the key.

To his dismay, it clicked.

Posted 1 hour ago

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

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