Posted 2 hours ago

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

Posted 2 hours ago

glassbonespaperskin:

Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25
Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it.
Maybe he wasn’t born yet…

Posted 2 hours ago

gyarados:

effington:

imagine someone cutting you off and you slam on ur horn but instead of a beep it’s this

this is seriously the funniest post on this entire god damn website it’s only five seconds long please watch it

Posted 4 hours ago
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cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

(Source: lndlvldual)

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finest-of-bands:

jessiedennis:

NEVER FORGET

~Shirtless band blog

(Source: blanklove)

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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

Posted 5 hours ago

rosaparking:

nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

This is me when people try to wake me up

Posted 5 hours ago
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themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

(Source: devinnnc)

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